Crazy Swedes – Virgin Moth edition

9 02 2010

You can’t make this stuff up.  A man in Sweden has proposed changing the name of the Swedish city Malmo to a more ‘english-friendly’ name in order to make it more attractive as a tourist destination.

The would-be Malmö modernizer cites translations of the Swedish words mal (moth) and (maiden, damsel or virgin) as ample evidence of the suitability of Mothvirgin.

Mrs. TwShiloh was having none of that nonsense and totally pwned that dude:

I always thought Malmö meant ‘Malm’ [=ore, or rock] and ‘Ö’ [=island]. Picking ‘mö’ and calling it virgin is totally ridiculous, and the closest translation is not virgin but maiden. Besides, if you pick ‘mal’ you know that you’re talking about a moth, right? NO, it’s also type of fish (sheatfish). It’s also the past tense of the verb ‘mala’ – to grind… and so on and so on… ;-)





Afghan roundup

9 02 2010

Sweden lost a couple of soldiers in Afghanistan on Sunday when an Afghan police officer (or someone dressed up as one) killed them and their interpreter.  Sweden’s lost 4 soldiers in Afghanistan over the years and while the total isn’t very large, you can be sure this probably won’t steel the collective spine of the nation.

Video of Swedish soldiers training for (I assume) an upcoming deployment to Afghanistan.  As an aside, I know it’s really dangerous to draw conclusions based on ONE example but I found it interesting to compare this video (particularly the music) with typical American ‘hooah’ videos.  Is this a cultural difference or was someone listening to too many Cure albums?

Joshua doesn’t have high hopes for the upcoming ISAF offensive in Helmand and seems to think he’s heard most of this before.

The army released a report on the battle of COP Keating.*

“The investigation concluded that critical intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance assets which had been supporting COP Keating had been diverted to assist ongoing intense combat operations in other areas, that intelligence assessments had become desensitized to reports of massing enemy formations by previous reports that had proved false, and needed force protection improvements were not made because of the imminent closure of the outpost,”

Ouch.  The desensitization is a significant point and it’d be interesting to know how they’re going to deal with it in the future (if at all).  Hopefully they do something smarter than just say “We need to consider every report as a top priority!”  Otherwise known as the ‘Boxer Strategy‘ and manifested domestically as ‘All Crimes, All Hazards, All the time!’

Shorter Engel:  OMG!  Sometimes soldiers are put at risk for non-tactical reasons!

The military is getting tougher on bad commanders in Afghanistan.  About damn time.  The idiots I was unfortunate enough to serve with needed to get a swift kick in the ass and a discharge.  Of course, they got bronze stars and promotions.  Nice job for sitting behind a desk , playing grab ass office politics and risking the lives of their soldiers for no reason for 10 months.   (Yeah, I’m still a little bitter)

Tom Ricks talks about an article written by Kilcullen about metrics in COIN.*

Perhaps I’m just a bit ornery today but what does it say when we’re 9 years into a COIN campaign and item #1 still has to be:  Body counts don’t work!

…there are still some Army commanders who disagree with this basic point.

I expect 18 and 19 year olds to think the solution to our problems are that we just need to kick more ass.  When senior ranking officers and enlisted think we just need to put ‘more bayonets in more people’ though we either need to school them or move them somewhere they won’t do more damage.

I found this point worthy of repeating though…

“Any input metric.” Megadittoes. This was another thing that used to drive me nuts in Iraq, listening to Americans boast about money spent, projects initiated, patrols conducted, and such. “These indicators tell us what we are doing, but not the effect we are having.” Rather, he advocates, look at outcomes, and especially the effect on the population. How to measure those will be the subject of our next installment on this insightful essay.

Operation Joint Operation?  I dig we don’t want to inadvertently name our military operations something that’ll piss off people but this ain’t exactly one that’ll stir mens hearts throughout the ages.  What, were all the good ones taken?

*And allow me to, yet again, vent my frustration with most media organizations.  It’s the internet, people!  One of its big advantages is you can hyperlink your source material!  Why in the world don’t most news sites link to the reports and data they write about?





Does a Comrade Bear shit the the sea?

9 02 2010

Swedish media reported a story this week that claimed the Russians dumped a bunch of toxic materials, including chemical munitions and radioactive waste.  There’s all sorts of shocking stuff in this story.

Apparently, after the implosion of the USSR and Warsaw Pact, the Russians were pulling out of all their military bases.  Well, they didn’t have enough money to do it properly (and, let’s be honest, were probably pissed that Eastern Europe was so anxious to kick them out…hey didn’t they save their asses in WWII…and protect them from an exploitative capitalist onslaught?) so, rather than getting too wrapped up in proper containment and transportation of their toxic stuff they figured it’d just be easier to load it up on a ship and dump it in the Baltic.

So, the Swedish Intelligence Service finds out about this a few years later (ok, 6 to 10 years later) and tells the Foreign Minister at the time.  She’s pissed and wanted the incident investigated.  The Swedish Defense Ministry then says that it’d be too much trouble (expensive) to find the dump sites and drops the matter.

Wha???

That would be like saying “Hey, the Cubans dumped a bunch of toxic material somewhere off the Florida coast but it’d kind of be a pain in the ass to find it and determine what kind of risk it would pose so we’re just going to pretend it didn’t happen.”

But maybe all of this is a tempest in a teapot.  The former commander (does it mean anything that this dude is an “honourary member of the Swedish Royal Marine Society”?  I don’t like the sound of that at all.  Kind of like Putin being an honourary member of the American Legion of VFW.) of the Soviet Baltic Fleet has denied dumping anything in the Baltic.

Oh…well, so long as the Russians claim there’s nothing to worry about I feel fine.  They’ve got such a good record of fessing up to their errors in the past I’m sure they’ve fully embraced openness now.

The Radio Sweden story has an interview with the former Defense Minister who says that he never heard about any dumping of toxic materials at sea by the Russians and besides, you’ve got no proof that he did.

I don’t know if it was the translation (we’re having it checked out by our crack TsShiloh translation team) to English or not but his response (I didn’t know about it and you can’t prove I did!) sounded really squirrelly.  Why not just give the standard ‘I have no recollection.’?

Armchair Generalist is a bit skeptical about the chemical weapons part although it may be a moot point.  I’m not sure if there’s much practical difference if the Russians dumped nerve agent or just a bunch of toxic sludge.





Gratuitous Prarie Dog video

8 02 2010

Courtesy of Peter, I can no longer get this out of my head….Now, like in The Ring I pass it along to you in the hopes I can get some sleep.





Quit screwing with my preconceived notions!

8 02 2010

Is Fox News coming out in favor of repealing DADT?!*  Holy cripes, I knew our snow storm was bad but who knew it’d make hell freeze over?

If you’ll excuse me, I need to reinforce my windows to prevent the flying pigs from crashing through.

*Or is this just an opportunity to put another nail in the coffin of John McCain’s career?  I guess it depends on if you think the puppet masters at Fox News have read, and understand Sun Tzu.





Thoughts on the super-bowl (well, kinda-sorta)

8 02 2010

I only watched about 5 minutes of the super-bowl (but all of the puppy bowl, so that should tell you something about me).  I did, however get to watch a couple of the famous commercials while I was tuned in.  I thought them…odd.

The two I saw seemed to be created by the same guy…and I’m guessing he’s got an overbearing woman in his life and a really, really small penis (side note, I was looking for a interesting link to post here and came across this…I pass it along to you without comment other than to say, I did find it amusing.   But who is this dude?).

There was one where a dude (or series of dudes) were explaining all of the daily humiliations they have to go through (take your socks off before you go to bed?)  and explaining that justified buying some car.  Dude, if you need a hunk of metal to reclaim your masculinity you’re probably already a lost cause.

And then the other one was of  a guy shopping with his wife/girlfriend while a commentator remarks how the guy has lost his spine.  The answer?  A miniature TV that can get reception anywhere or some crap like that.  Really?  That’s what’s the guy needs?

The Atlantic picked up on it too.

So, on what authority do I speak about these things?  After all, I spent two hours watching puppies flopping around.

Well, I didn’t just do that.  I also completed the recononquista, carved out a nice sized niche in the Holy Land, and taught France and Milan that they don’t come into my yard and kick my dog and not get a thumpin’.

So, yeah, I reinstalled Medieval II Total War and decided to play out my fantasies of world conquest.





Threats, resilliance and strategy

8 02 2010

I continue to work through the latest edition of Homeland Security Affairs and think about the question of risk management in the decision making/prioritization process.  Philip Palin describes the threat as inspired by the National Intelligence Strategy:

  1. [F]our nation-states that present a “challenge to U.S. interests.   These are Iran, North Korea, China, and Russia.
  2. Violent extremist groups, insurgents, and transnational criminal organizations
  3. The global economic crisis
  4. Failed states and ungoverned spaces
  5. Climate change and energy competition
  6. Rapid technological change and dissemination of information
  7. Pandemic disease

Two points that Palin makes and I think are quite valid is that in terms of ‘traditional’ threats (ones that threaten the existance of the current regime).  There just aren’t any.  Neither the four nation states or terrorists and other violent groups just don’t pose the same sort of potential threat that the Soviet Union did.  The biggest threats to our current order, in fact, are far different.  Economics, access to resources and environmental issues.

And yet, which receive the most attention when policy makers talk to the public.  Let’s face it, apart from global warming (where one major party continues to even doubt it’s existance), how much discussion is there about the long term security implications of China’s dominance of the rare earth market?

The second point is that this is a pretty broad list.

A colleague who served for many years in the intelligence community has critiqued the National Intelligence Strategy as fatally flawed because it is so far-reaching. In his view it is undisciplined in target-selection and thereby condemns the intelligence community to almost certain failure. Limited assets will be stretched too thin.  His operational concern is undeniable. Yet I perceive the greater flaw is too narrowly defining threats as externalities.

There’s good points on each side here.  I’ve often held up for derision the concept in homeland security (and frequently used in fusion centers) of ‘all threats all hazards’.  Four simple words but when put together in that way they mean absolutly nothing.  The fact of the matter is, when you try to accomplish everything with a small organization you tend to do nothing particularly well.  If you do manage to do a good job of fooling people into thinking that you are covering all the bases, you instill a bit of learned helplessness among the rest of the community who think you’ve watching everything.

The federal government, I’d argue, can (operative word:  can) be different.  It’s certainly big enough and broken down into enough organizations that you should be able to address all of these concerns with an adequate degree of coverage.

It might require a reorganization of some of the intelligence agencies (which, while highly unpopular within the community I’m sure, might be worth a look since they were all structured to address the problem that was the Soviet Union) but hey, nobody said this’d be easy.  As Palin points out, our entire intelligence system was based on the premise that the Soviet Union was a predictable actor that had an ideology which led it to consistent behavior.  Our current threat environment is made up of so many threats, many of them not directed by human actors (pandemics) or, at least, not intentionally so (economic conditions).

Side note:   Palin says:  “We are undoubtedly the most powerful nation on the planet. But it sure doesn’t feel like it.“  Do we not feel most powerful because of the myriad of threats or because various decision makers have a vested interest in making us feel threatened?  Discuss.

Sounding a similar note to KR’s recent post:

No complex system can be fully controlled. Can goals be cultivated? Certainly. Encouraged?  Absolutely. Influenced? Yes. Guaranteed? No – even the effort will amplify tragic consequence.

So rather than chasing every kook and always focusing on the last crisis, terrorist attack or disruption, Palin argues for a resilient system which he defines as:

(1) the ability of a system to absorb or buffer disturbances and still maintain its core attributes; (2) the ability of the system to self-organize, and (3) the capacity for learning and adaptation in the context of change.

Our current inability to do those things today presents a set of behaviors in the homeland security environment which Palin describes as neurotic (which I really like).

So what has our neurosis brought us?

If any consistent strategy can be discerned it has much more to do with suppressing the likelihood of turbulence and responding to the messy consequences of turbulence, rather than accommodating the possibility (probability) of turbulence. In homeland security we have been much more focused on resisting change than adopting resilience.

Of course, that quote has applicability beyond homeland security.  I’ve argued here before that our approach to some criminal environments is similar.  Our tactics are all about resisting change rather than adapting, minimizing harm and channeling energy to our advantage.

And we kind of end where we begin.  The question ‘why don’t we develop a resilience based strategy’ seems to merit the same answers as ‘why don’t we adopt a risk management based strategy’ and they’re probably closely linked (Perhaps even synonymous?  Could you  have a risk management strategy that wasn’t resilience based or vice versa?).





Have we misunderstood the tea-partiers?

7 02 2010

That’s the assertion made by Ben McGrath in the latest issue of the New Yorker.  I’m not a usual reader of that magazine but it was staring at me in my local Borders and I thought this might challenge some closely held assumptions I have about the movement.  McGrath says “Liberals saw the activists as caricatures–mere tools of right wing media figures like Glen Beck.  They were wrong.”

My big mistake was in assuming McGrath was going to counter that perception with an eye-popping demonstration that the tea-party movement had a core of intelligent, thoughtful people who understood how their government worked, a coherent vision of the country they wanted and some sort of plan of how to get there.

McGrath’s sole piece of information about the relative unimportance of figures like Beck seems to revolve around his observation of a tea-party meeting he went to where they had Beck’s TV show on in the background and no one was paying particular attention because everyone was talking amongst themselves.  Hardly convincing but also irrelevant.

The portraits McGrath paint of the tea-party members largely conforms to their portrayal in the media (and those pre-conceived notions I have) of anti-intellectuals, conspiracy theorists, radical libertarians, and the generally ignorant.  Now, allow me to make a big qualification regarding my previous statement.  Just because someone adheres to unrealistic, misinformed or bizarre theories about their government does not mean these people can not be fully functioning members of society.  I see no contradiction in the fact that people can have significant intelligence or education in one field and be totally ignorant in another.

The thing about the tea-partiers that drives me up a wall isn’t their specific positions but rather their hostility to facts and the possibility that alternate explanations exist to their world view.  Look, we all have cherished beliefs that resist argument but most of us at least claim to be open to new information.  And while the tea-partiers are certainly not alone (there are more than enough of this ilk on the left, right and fringe) it’s the glee with which they seem to reject anything that can’t fit on a bumper sticker or can’t be shouted at a rally.  The world IS black or white.  Everyone IS qualified to run the largest, most complex nation in the world.  Education beyond high school is worthless and potentially subversive.

This is how you can have people believe we need more spending on defense, no cuts in entitlements AND significant reductions in spending while drastically cutting taxes.

And so, for example, I recently received an email (spoiler alert:  it begins FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD) with a story allegedly by the AP (with a note in front declaring:  Look!  This isn’t from some right wing blog, it’s the AP so it must be true!) claiming that Obama applied for tuition assistance in college as a foreign student and the supreme court was going to ‘look into it’.  The implication being that this (finally!) was the proof that Obama wasn’t a real citizen and America was finally going to get justice.  Now, a simple google search reveals the story is a hoax (unless the President pressured the AP and the intranets to remove all traces of the story!) and I replied back to the sender (unfortunately, a relative) that any idiot can type the letters ‘A’ and ‘P’ in front of any sort of paranoid blatherings but that doesn’t make it true.  Sure enough, however, I got a reply explaining that Obama’s calling out of the Supreme Court at the State of the Union was troubling and it’s timing certainly wasn’t coincidental.  In short, he interpreted Obama’s comments as some sort of threat or warning to the Supreme Court not to ask too many questions.

How does one counter that?  The fact that the Supreme Court is not an investigative body (there ain’t no CSI:Supreme Court) or that his whole premise is based on a hoax (which he no longer discusses and might, if pressed, reject but still has internalized to such a degree that his interpretation of events requires it to be true) or any number of other holes in that fantasy.

And yet, this isn’t a dumb guy (well, except for his constant badgering of me to buy property throughout 2005 and 2006:  ‘Real estate will ALWAYS go up in value!  You’re a fool if you don’t buy now.  Don’t worry about acquiring debt, just get some money and BUY!’  heh…).  He’s been very successful and leads a comfortable life and is fairly well adjusted socially (probably better than me if truth be told).  And, at the same time, is absolutely convinced that we are hurtling headlong towards becoming a Stalinist state and not by accident but rather by design.

So great.  McGrath lays out a semi-convincing case that Glen Beck hasn’t surgically implanted mind control devices into millions of Americans and turned them into mindless drones.   Wow.  Way to go out on a journalistic limb and catch a nice red herring.  But perhaps I’m being too hard on McGrath.  I suspect there is nothing really ‘there’ to the Tea Party Movement.  Yes, a lot of people are angry.  The world is changing fast and they don’t like it.  They want to return to some golden age that never really existed (whether in the 18th century or the 1980s) and their group is so fractured even if they were given the keys to the asylum they would almost immediately devolve into factional fighting and the contradictions of their positions (both stated and unarticulated) would destroy them.





Why are liberals so condescending?

7 02 2010

I could explain it to Mr. Alexander but I fear I don’t have enough crayons and construction paper on hand to allow him to understand it.

If his article is an example of  the Republican renaissance of “detailed analysis and commentary on American life and policy” that he says liberals are ignoring I suspect it’s probably  because liberals are engaged in more productive tasks.  Quite honestly however, throwing your poo at the walls would be more intellectually productive that spending time on this nonsense.

I can’t even tag this post ‘politics’ because it’s not about that.  It’s about presenting a shoddy hypothesis, supporting it with weak and selective (a hard combination to get) evidence and displaying the same negative behavior he’s accusing liberals of.  Who knew you could cram so much suck in one article?

Just as an aside…How come when I spout off superficial, unsubstantiated observations I have to do it on this blog and this dude gets to be a professor at a University?

(h/t Phronesisaical)





Trigger happy Saturday

6 02 2010

Outrageous story today about a guy who accidentally called 9-1-1.

A dispatcher called back and was assured there was no emergency. That information was relayed to the responding officer before she arrived at the home.

Can you guess where this is going?

The responding officer then reported being confronted by “three large, vicious dogs”.  The officer pulled out her gun (not her pepper spray or taking some other action) and killed one of the dogs.

Wow…a large, vicious dog.  A great dane?  German Shepard?

Zoey, a mixed breed, weighed approximately 35 pounds, according to the family. Two other dogs, both smaller than Zoey, were in the area.

It seems that it’s routine for police to go out for every 9-1-1 call, even if they’re accidentally made.  It also is policy for the dispatcher to not tell the caller that the police will be coming out.

Those are fine policies and seem reasonable.  But, it does seem a recipe for disaster when you combine an emphasis on officer safety with dog behavior.  I’m not qualified to say if our law enforcement agencies are too quick resort of deadly force (although others have done a convincing job of doing so) but really…the patrol officer isn’t alerted to the presence of dogs…the homeowner isn’t alerted that a stranger (dogs don’t recognize badges) will be coming by so they can restrain the dog…

This doesn’t mean that law enforcement generally (or this officer specifically) take any sort of pleasure in doing this sort of thing but it may be that we’re essentially setting them up for failure in the way we train them and the policies they establish.  Of course, I’d argue that this sort of thing is exactly the sort of problem that will resist change.  So long as dogs are the victims and there is a story anywhere about a dog which has attacked (and possibly injured) a law enforcement officer, the argument will always be that one should never take chances with officer safety.

Finally, since when does a 35 pound dog get classified as ‘large’?  Shiloh weighs about 22 pounds and he can definitely be defined as ’stranger unfriendly’.  Still, I can now say with a high degree of confidence that, if necessary, I could prevent a highly aggressive dog of that size from injuring me without special equipment or clothing.