Iceland…the place to be

27 11 2007

Congratulations seem to be in order for Iceland which has been rated as the best place to live. Props also go out to Sweden and Finland (although my mother-in-law would say this was clearly a bogus list since it’s obvious to everyone that Finland is the best place in the world to live).

The U.S. got bumped out of the top 10 but is in a still respectable 12th place. Hey, at least we beat Denmark.

I got to visit Iceland for a week in the late ’90s and had a great time. It was a beautiful place with a tourist industry still too new to get ‘Disneyfied‘ (hopefully it’s resisted that temptation).

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What to do with all that Afghanistan Opium

27 11 2007

One of the constant obstacles to making significant progress in Afghanistan is figuring out how to handle the opium trade. The knee jerk reaction is to defoliate, burn and arrest our way to a solution but given the abysmal track record of that strategy thus far in the War on Drugs there’s no reason to think that we’ll have better luck with those tactics in Afghanistan.

In fact, there are a number of complicating factors that not only make the prospect of getting farmers to stop growing poppies really, really unlikely but our ‘go to’ tactics will most likely make the security situation in Afghanistan worse and undermine what little authority the Karzai government has.

LTC John Glaze recently wrote a monograph for the Strategic Studies Institute titled “Opium and Afghanistan: Reassessing U.S. Counternarcotics Strategy” which highlights these challenges and makes some recommendations. He cites the following facts:

  • opium production in 2006 was 6,100 metric tons, up from 4,100 metric tons in 2005
  • an Afghan farmer can make 17 times more profit growing opium poppy than wheat
  • Poppy is also drought resistant, easy to transport and store, and, unlike many crops, requires no refrigeration and does not spoil
  • less than 4 percent of arable land in Afghanistan was used for opium poppy cultivation in 2006, revenue from the harvest brought in over $3 billion—more than 35 percent of the country’s total GNP.
  • Almost 10% of Afghanistan’s population is involved in poppy cultivation or processing
  • In many cases, farmers are simply unable to support their families growing traditional crops; and because most rural farmers are uneducated and illiterate, they have few economically viable alternatives to growing opium poppy

Once, while conducting security interviews for Afghans looking to work on our base, a man told me:

“Without this job I can either buy food so my family can eat or firewood to keep them warm but not both.”

When faced with choices like that, how many of us would refuse to do something illegal like growing poppies? Perhaps more importantly, if driven to this level of desperation, what would we think about people (who don’t have to face the same level of deprevation) who swoop in, destroy our prospect of providing food and shelter for our families and just as quickly disappear, leaving nothing more than a destroyed crop?

Glaze says (and I agree with him) that it’s no coincidence that the Taliban is proving to be more difficult to defeat and, in fact, seems to be gaining support in areas throughout the country at the same time traditional anti-narcotics methods are being used. Essentially, we’re pushing the farmers of poppies into the arms of the Taliban. If no insurgency can exist without the sympathy of the local population, our drug policy looks a lot like a Taliban subsidization plan.

So why would we follow a policy which is clearly counterproductive?

  1. Our entire national policy for the past 30 years regarding drugs has been one which views drug production and use and an overwhelmingly criminal problem. The underlying narrative is that coercion is the best (and likely only) way to impact the narcotics trade (the Vlahos article I wrote about yesterday has utility here - our ‘rule sets’ preclude anything else other than what we’re currently doing)
  2. Perhaps even more telling was a quote Glaze found by an Assistant Secretary of State for Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs: “[T]he simple truth is that eradication is much easier…” than other methods of reducing narcotics production/distribution.

We (the law enforcement community, politicians, the public) have so bought into the idea that progress in narcotics can be defined by arrests, drugs seized, acres of crop defoliated that we have no other metrics to gauge our success or failure. My opinion is that those criteria are about as effective as body counts were during Vietnam.

Glaze makes a number of recommendations which sound reasonable yet I’m not sure how politically feasible they are (remove the ROE restrictions on European troops? More humanitarian funding?).

Another idea I’ve seen kicked around once or twice is the interesting (yet politically suicidal) plan of getting the Western nations to come together and buy up the entire opium crop from Afghan farmers. By cornering the opium market (Afghanistan produces something like 90% of all the world’s opium) you have the potential to do a few things:

  1. Cut off funding for the Taliban (which gets about 70% of its revenue from poppy cultivation/production/trafficking)
  2. Drive a wedge between farmers and the Taliban
  3. Reduce supply on the illicit narcotics market around the world.  This would have several follow on benefits like raising costs (and therefore making heroin/opium use more costly and treatment more attractive) and fostering competition between narcotics networks

Of course, such a plan couldn’t work over the long term but when combined with opportunities for farmers to grow other crops (plus the infrastructure and transportation resources to get their crops to market and many of the other things Glaze recommends) you could get some real results.





Fighting Identity

25 11 2007

I just finished reading an article by Michael Vlahos in the current issue of Military Review for the third time. It’s a great piece of work, do yourself a favor and read it.  I began highlighting passages so that I could include them in this post but there he says so many things so well you’re better off just reading the article.

He has two main themes that I find particularly interesting:

1)  We see war as “rituals of American religious nationalism”.  As a result, challenges to our national identity can lead to only one response, a “spiritual need to prove [our] battle-worthiness and warrior ethos”.  Such a response precludes nuanced responses and drives us to “seek affirmation that we have what it takes to win.  Hence, battle serves the same deep needs as any church liturgy.”

Further, the way we understand war manifests itself in what Vlahos calls ‘rule-sets’ which define how we conduct war and define success.  One reason we’ve been so successful in war generally is that most of our enemies were what he calls ‘kin-enemies’, those who share essentially the same rule sets about conduct and evaluation of conflict.  Therefore, according to Vlahos, “with Confederates and Germans and Japanese and Russians, victory was also very much their gift to us.”

2)  We’re undergoing a time of significant change in which non-state actors are able to affect huge changes upon the existing world system.   He identifies two other times in history which, he says, are similar:  the collapse of antiquity (from the 5th to the 7th centuries) and the end of the Middle Ages during the 13th and 14th centuries. One of the ramifications of being on one of these fault lines of epochs is that we will find it increasingly difficult to maintain the old order and, in fact, the very way we see the world contributes to our difficulties and defeats.

I’m a bit hesitant about proclamations that we’re living in a radically new age and on the precipice of major changes that will fill the history books for centuries but he does make an interesting case.

By combining those two themes Vlahos writes that our enemies (and potential future enemies) will have no intention of fighting according to our rule sets and instead will use our inability to deviate from our established rule sets to further their cause.





Thanksgiving Day preview…

21 11 2007

Tomorrow I follow my annual ritual of breaking my vegetarian lifestyle for a day to eat a traditional Thanksgiving Day meal. The turkey will be the only meat product at the table however (until Tofurky comes out with something that tastes remotely like food I will have to engage in this one sin a year).

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The proposed menu for the day:

  • Turkey (of course)
  • Wild rice with chicken-of-the-woods mushrooms
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Vegetarian gravy
  • Cranberry sauce
  • Corn
  • Fresh baked bread
  • Green beans
  • Roasted root vegetables
  • Cherry pie

The weekend will be spent catching up on movies and reading that I haven’t gotten to recently and (hopefully) getting some posts together for this little corner of heaven.

Have a great holiday!

 





Belated Veterans Day

18 11 2007

I know it’s a week late but here’s a video I just found and thought it was so good I had to include it here.





“There’s two kinds of jobs out there….

15 11 2007

…those I’m not qualified for and those I don’t want.”

I just just finished reading (for the second time) this book:

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It’s a painfully hilarious book and I decided to pick it up again after having a stressful day at work a couple of weeks ago. The author has his own website (of course) if you want to get additional fixes of his point of view.

Someone accused me of being an anarchist at work a few weeks ago because I wouldn’t ‘get on board’ with their stupid plan doomed to failure. The plan was one of those office politics maneuvers that is ostensibly designed to make things work better (that’s how it gets sold to the people above and below) but is really an scheme to accumulate power. People can pull this hocus-pocus off by pretending that a flurry of activity is the same as progress. Generate some new, fancy looking letterhead and start playing great musical fanfares every time you do something and perhaps no one will notice it’s the same old crap that was being produced before.

I’m down with that and totally understand it but I just have two small objections:

  1. Don’t expect me to get excited about what is essentially a waste of time
  2. If someone asks my honest opinion about what I think, don’t be surprised if I give it

Well, someone did ask my opinion (unfortunately, it was the person who was perpetrating the scheme) and I did give it and ohhhhhh boy. The fur was flying.

I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.





Crazy Swedes…boob and zombie edition

14 11 2007

If you’ve been following this blog you’ll notice how I’ve demonstrated that Sweden seems to be the center of a zombie revival.  The authorities are trying to keep things quite but they can’t suppress all evidence of the walking dead.

Case in point…this story which claims to tell the story of a woman arrested for biting a man’s penis in a fast food restaurant.  There are elements of this story that are clearly bogus and reflect a heavy handed attempt to cover up the even more gruesome fact that the zombies seem to be invading more populated areas.  This story raised my suspicions because of the following:

1)  According to Romeo’s rules for the living dead, zombies seem to have some latent memory of their lives and will return to areas that they used to frequent…like a fast food restaurant (cue ominous music)

2)  The zombie not only bit the victim’s John Thomas (perhaps in her living dead haze she became confused which ‘head’ contained the man’s brain) but scratched the victim in the face.  She clearly recognized her mistake and went for the much coveted brain.

3)  Are we really supposed to believe that a woman would not be able to find someone to perform oral sex on if she was walking up to random men offering to perform that service?  That is just not credible.  Not unless she was one of the undead, probably well on her way to decomposing.

I don’t think there’s a connection between the zombie story and the following but they’re worthy of being combined in order to demonstrate how diverse and interesting Sweden is.

Some women have apparently decided that wearing bikini tops or one piece swimsuits is an onerous burden and have decided to throw off their chains of oppression.  Therefore, a number of women have decided to fight a recent decision  in which two women were asked to leave a public swimming pool after taking off their tops.

Normally, I’d totally support these women but given the strong objections to them by the local authorities I’m guessing they don’t look like this.

My wife always asks where the stereotype of sex crazed Swedish women comes from to which I answer “Hey, they’re demanding to give oral sex, biting penises and fighting like hell to whip out their boobs.  What would you expect?!”





On flag pins and singing…

13 11 2007

This weekend I was doing my military service and a small group of us started talking politics and the presidential candidates. In a (very) rare moment I was actually in agreement with my fellow soldiers in the opinion that Hillary Clinton would be bad both as a Democratic nominee and a president. We probably agreed for different reasons: Hillary just seems to be cut from the same cloth as the current regime to me. My compatriots (I think) just see her as the worst of a bad lot. Somehow the discussion turned to Obama and then we found out that one weaselly fellow horned in to our conversation and piped up with something like:

“The American people would never vote for someone who disrespects the country like he does.”

Apparently he was talking about this story where Obama committed the unforgivable sin of *gasp* not putting his hand on his heart during the national anthem.

Oh, my….I do declare….I fear I’m coming down with the vapors. Catch me before I faint!

Won’t someone please think about the children?!!!

Yes, in the finest Republican tradition of making every foible and instance of individuality into a sign of the imminent collapse of civilization, some are trying to use this ‘issue’ to prove that Obama is a secret America-hater who just can’t wait to become president so he can give Oklahoma to Bin Laden.

That wasn’t his only sin though. According to our Mr. Butinski he compounded his traitorous display by refusing to ‘attempt to sing the anthem’. It seems that real Americans mouth the words to the anthem (that must be how we catch spies), well, at least when they remember the words.

I didn’t really see a problem with it. Maybe he doesn’t like to sing? Perhaps he felt it more respectful to stand in silence while the song played and reflect on this great country. Maybe he just didn’t feel like singing. To be honest, I don’t really care. It seems to me the whole point of being American is that you have the freedom to do your own thing and not have your patriotism questioned. Quite frankly my initial reaction to people telling me I have to do something (especially when it’s to prove my loyalty or enthusiasm - regardless of how loyal or enthusiastic I may be) is to tell them to get stuffed and refuse to do it out of principle. Why do we teach kids to not follow the heard (’If Johnny jumps off the Empire State building, I suppose you’re going to jump off too.’) and resist peer pressure if we’re going to turn right around and advocate enforced patriotism. Sounds like something Stalin would approve of.

Ron Rosenbaum says it much better than me.

This is not a critique of the feeling of allegiance, just of the coerced Pledge of Allegiance. So don’t accuse me of being un-American or a lesser American than you, just less enthusiastic about an essentially anti-American practice.

The pledge is a kind of forced confession of orthodoxy. No, not water-boarding, but coercion nonetheless. Especially for peer-group-pressured school kids. Even if they have the right to opt out. In past school-prayer cases, the court has resisted the idea that the state should be implicated in even the social coercion or propagation of religion.Busybody school boards and bombastic anthem peddlers at ball games should let people find their way to allegiance in their own fashion rather than making “allegiance” an implement of state power used to extract oaths.

My line of reasoning didn’t resonate too well with my fellow soldiers who couldn’t seem to comprehend why anyone wouldn’t want to sing the anthem and that the freedoms upon which this country were founded might be all nice and fine in an abstract sense but should never get in the way of a good loyalty oath.

So I took a different approach…

Me: “So, you sing the anthem every time you hear it?”

Mr. Butinski: “I mouth the words.”

Me: “Why don’t you sing it loudly? What are you ashamed of? What, are you a communist or something? Why won’t you sing?”

I wasn’t quite clear how much of the song you had to lip-synch to be considered a good, red-blooded American but the whole thing was clearly ridiculous and not well thought out on his part. Clearly, we aren’t teaching enough civics in our schools.





Resistance Studies

12 11 2007

I can’t remember how I stumbled upon this site but I found it pretty interesting.

In an attempt to remedy the lack of academic study in the field of resistance to power and its social transformation the School of Global Studies at Göteborg University has launched this Resistance Studies Network.

Confirming my status as uber-geek, I’m pretty excited about reading such things as:

It all sounds vaguely subversive which I kind of dig anyway. Besides, they’re from Sweden so it’s got to be good!





Picture of the day…Shiloh

7 11 2007

One of my favorite pictures of Shiloh. I was taking him to go play frisbee (his favorite pastime) and he was so anxious he offered to drive. Of course I didn’t let him…he’d been drinking all day.

 

 

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