Wow…How’d anyone let this guy get away.

1 07 2008

I know this is all over the internet but it’s so good I’ve got to post it as well.  This YouTube clip enhances the experience (if that’s possible) with some graphic aids.

So, here’s my question.  Is this guy completely deluded or is it possible that he actually is the stud he claims to be?  My reaction is to put him in the former category but I’ve met just enough guys who do similar stuff and inexplicably are successful that I can’t reject the possibility out of hand.

Either way, what a train wreck this guy is.  You can almost hear the dozen or so heavy gold chains clanking together around his neck while he makes sure his silk shirt is open enough to let the ladies check out his pecs.  I’ll second the ‘douche’ verdict.

And by the way…Dimitri?  Olga?  Where the hell are we?





Buckle up…

30 06 2008

I’m getting ready to take a vacation to the land of the Great White North…no wait, that’s Canada.  I mean this frozen northern land with a brief excusion to Estonia.  Therefore I won’t be blogging for awhile but, due to the wonders of WordPress, I’m going to try to make a virtue out of necessity and get a few weeks worth of blogging done tonight.  I can then arrange to have my posts published every so often so that it will seem like I’m still actively writing while I’m actually stuffing myself with Surtromming (or maybe just having a nice meal in Stockholm if I can’t find the required HAZMAT suit).  This plan will hopefully catch me up on everything I haven’t blogged about but wanted to recently.

So…first things first.  I know I’m not giving you a lot of time, dear readers but I’m packing and need to select what book(s) to bring with me on my vacation.  My only requirement is that it must be in paperback and ideally in pocket size since I hate packing extra weight/bulk.  You’ve got about 36 hours to make your recommendations so get cracking!





The Axis of the not so bad

25 06 2008

I have no idea if this is true or not but I came across this report that the Bush administration is planning on taking North Korea off of the list of states sponsoring terrorism.

What?

It appears that the North Korea is about to relegate its nuclear program to the dustbin of history and so, as a quid pro quo, the administration is going to take them off the list.

Now, according to the State Department: “The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) is not known to have sponsored any terrorist acts since the bombing of a Korean Airlines flight in 1987.”  So, why were they on the list in the first place?  Could it be that the ‘official’ list of state sponsors of terrorism is a sham and really should be titled “List of nations we just don’t like but can’t think of any other way to label them as bad guys.”





The best heroin our taxes can buy

25 06 2008

J, over at the Armchair Generalist, has a post about a Philadelphia Inquirer story (geez, this better be good, I’m blogging about a blog about a news article…talk about an echo chamber) that described how a marine unit (an element of the 24th MEU) has set up shop in a poppy growing region and allowed local farmers to continue harvesting their crop.  I can only assume the marines will allow the harvest to begin that long, winding journey to the streets of Europe, Asia and the U.S.

J is a big proponent of eradication efforts to destroy the poppy harvest in Afghanistan but I remain skeptical.  Quite frankly, I don’t think there’s any realistic way to destroy the whole (or even a significant amount) of the crop and our puny efforts to do so will only result in the following outcomes:

  1. Hostility among the local population towards the U.S./coalition
  2. Increased prices (and profits) for the Taliban/drug runners due to reductions in supply (perceived or real)
  3. Increased poverty among Afghan farmers

I would argue (and have) that the solution is for the West to buy the poppy crops and destroy them after purchase.  In this way you could deprive insurgents/drug traffickers of both a major source of income and supply of their product and prevent the further impoverishment of Afghan farmers.  While this wouldn’t be a good long term solution, it would go a long way in taking the initiative away from the insurgents and force them to either find alternate sources of revenue or fight to hold poppy producing territory.  This would also contribute to winning that ‘hearts and minds’ campaign we keep hearing about among the local population.

Once you’ve got the poppy farmers on the payroll, the goal then should be to build the infrastructure up as quickly as possible so those farmers can transition to legitimate crops which can be sold on the open market.  One of the problems facing farmers is that crops which could be profitable can’t get to market now without significant spoilage because of the lousy transportation system.  Poppies stand up pretty well to the hardships of long transportation routes.

So the marines protecting the farmers and their opium crop may be denying the Taliban some revenue in their work but that’s not clear at all.  The Taliban may just demand their cut from somewhere higher in the distribution chain.  EIther way, it doesn’t deprive narcotics processors or traffickers from their revenue (and may even benefit them now that their fields are secured free of charge courtesy of the U.S. government) which means they will be staying in business. 

So how well would the Taliban function with $100 million less in revenue every year?  I don’t know, but I’d sure like to find out.





George Carlin…R.I.P.

23 06 2008

When I was about twelve my mother (probably unwisely) gave me two cassettes of George Carlin:  Occupation:  Foole and FM & AM.  I listened to those cassettes so many times I wore them out and found them hilarious every single time.  The stuff was pure gold and I can still receit those bits (almost) verbatim when I hear them.  So, it was bad news to hear that George Carlin passed away.  I wasn’t nearly as fond of his later material but his early albums were so good they cemented his reputation.





A failure to communicate…

22 06 2008

A recent posting from the [My] State Failure Blog turned me on to the work of John McHugh, a photojournalist who’s been spending a lot of time in Afghanistan.  I haven’t gone through his Guardian work yet but this video really brought me back to my time there.

One of the most fundimental challanges in being a solider in a foreign land (not to mention trying to run a successful counterinsurgency campaign) is communicating with the local population.  Even though there were way too few troops in country when I was there, there was a constant shortage of translators.  The majority of translators are locals who happened to know some english (just how much varied greatly) and were not suppossed to be privy to sensitive information.  There were also U.S. citizens, frequently immigrants from Afghanistan, who returned either to help out their new country, their old country, cash in on the $15,000 per month paycheck they were earning or some combination of all three.  Many of these people were given security clearances and therefore were able to be present during sensitive discussions, planning or negotiations.

The demand for translators with clearances (all the ones I knew of hired via private contracting companies) was huge.  So huge, in fact, that many of us had suspicions that corners were cut in the hiring and vetting of many of these interpreters (not to mention the fact that many of them had questionable language skills).

Translators present two significant problems:  errors in translation and abuse of position.

Errors in translation are similar to what you see in the video.  I can’t tell you how many times I asked a local a question, heard him give a lengthy response and then have the interpreter tell me “He says ‘Hi’.”  You then have to decide if you want to get into it with your interpreter and make him tell you everything that was said.  Even then, you can’t be sure if you’re getting the correct translation.

Abuse of position can occur with any interpreter but the most serious repercussions occur with the contracted U.S. citizens.  There were so few around, and the pay was so good that interpreters frequently spent much more time in country than soldiers.  When I got there in 2003, there were several interpreters that had been there almost continuously since the war began, and all their work was in one geographical area.  This positioned the interpreters to be a sort of court Vizier.  Many commanders relied on their interpreters to tell them who they should meet, who was friendly and who to trust.  Rumors were rife that some interpreters sold access (’Oh, you want to have a meeting with the commander?  Then you must pay me.’) and influence.

Now, that is way, WAY outside the bounds of what interpreters are suppossed to do.  They, like their name implies, are suppossed to translate.  That’s it.  Just relay what was just said in one language into another language.  Without commentary, opinion, additions or subtractions.  I have to admit, that it took me a while to learn that lesson myself but many (including many much senior to myself) never learned it.  There was a policy in place to rotate interpreters every so often just so that they couldn’t build up a network of clients and abuse their power.  I never saw such a policy enforced although I did see an attempt.  Some young officer (a captain, I believe) responsible for tracking the interpreters sent out a memo saying that all of our interpreters with security clearances would be rotated on a certain day.  Very shortly thereafter, that order was recinded because of an outcry by senior personnel about how much damage would be caused if they lost ‘their’ interpreter.  Now, if all they’re suppossed to do is translate, why do you need a specific person?  You don’t.  But if you’re using that interpreter as a crutch to tell you how to do your job you fight like hell to keep him.

My theory is that the requirements of a counterinsurgency campaign didn’t really sink in during 2003/2004 and many just didn’t know what they were supposed to do.  Who was taught how to deal with local populations?  Who even knew what our broad strategy was?  So it became easy for some to rely on a person who had been there longer and spoke the language.

I only trusted one translator when I was there and he was a local without any sort of clearance.  By the end of our tour we’d try (usually unsuccessfully) to get two interpreters to go out with us so we could have a bit of check and balance.  Competition was intense among interpreters (frequently he who was attached to the highest ranking soldier rose to prominence in their own internal pecking order) and so you could usually rely on them to stab each other in the back and tell you about screw ups.  That was usually all the incentive interpreters needed to do their job properly.





Books reviews

20 06 2008

I just finished reading/listening to the books above and they made an interesting trilogy.  Legacy of Ashes was a phenomenal book which traced the history of the CIA from its origins until 2007.  I found it particularly interesting how, from its very inception, the agency was characterized as one that saw any sort of control (from the President, congress, or the constitution) as interference.  The inability of the agency to voluntarily stay within the limits of its charter raises serious questions about the wisdom of having a secret agency whose central function requires deceit and subversion in an open democracy.

I have to admit, I’ve bought into the myth of the CIA as much as everyone else so it was a bit of a disappointment to hear the numerous instances where intelligence and analytical work was shoddy or took a back seat to political considerations or cowboys who decided they knew what was in the best interests of the U.S. and did their own thing.  It was that covert action, usually done with no consideration of possible consequences that has to make one wonder if we wouldn’t be better off without such an agency.

A good (semi) counter point would be Robert Baer’s See No Evil which is a brilliant description of the CIA from a covert operators point of view.  After reading his book you do kind of think that perhaps Baer (and those few like him) really does know what’s best for the country and should be allowed to just ‘get on with it’.  I’ll have to spend some time trying to reconcile those two accounts.  Both books do seem to agree, however, on the idea that the CIA is hobbled by a new wave of inexperienced analysts, agents as well as a glut of bureaucrats.

State of Denial doesn’t really tell you anything you don’t already know providing you haven’t been in a coma during the past five years.  Still, it just lets you know that the gross incompetence is a well documented fact and not just a strong suspicion.

Armed Madhouse is great because its one of those books that gives you an alternative narrative to what’s going on today in America’s political landscape.  I’m not entirely convinced that Palast is providing the best explaination for what’s been going on in America since 2001 (when a book tries to question so many closely held assumptions like this one does, it would be a big help to provide links to supporting evidence) but it does get you to think.  I found his defense of Hugo Chavez particularly interesting.





Crazy Swedes…Midsommar edition

20 06 2008

It’s midsommer today which is a pretty big deal in (among other places) Sweden.  There are a lot of different celebretory events during midsommar (as shown here in this totally factual documentary of modern Swedish life)

So, Glad Midsommer to all you crazy Swedes out there!  I’ll be knocking back an aquavit or two as well.





Mr. Harker, I presume?

15 06 2008

I went to go see Dracula: The Journal of Jonathan Harker last night which was part of the Pennsylvania Shakespeare Festival at DeSales University.  It is a one man show and I had no idea how that sort of thing could be pulled off but the actor, Christopher Patrick Mullen, did a phenomenal job.  Brilliant adaptation of the story, great set and super performance.  Definitely worth the price of the ticket and the long drive to see it.





Afghanistan Roundup

15 06 2008

Whew…the news from Afghanistan has not been good recently.

Now, the good news is that casualties in Iraq in May were really, really low (for Iraq anyway…19 American deaths, we have no idea how many Iraqi deaths and, quite frankly, no one in the administration particularly cares).  The bad news is that casualties in Afghanistan are up (17 Americans in May and 6 coalition deaths).

Oh, and that prison escape from earlier in the week?  Apparently 870 of approximately 1,000 prisoners escaped during that attack.  About 400 of those were members of the Taliban.

And now Karzai is threatening to send troops into Pakistan to attack the taliban safe areas.  I’m not sure how realistic such a threat is but it certainly shows that Afghan-Pakistan tensions remain uneasy.