
As we were carving pumpkins last night I began thinking about the trick-or-treating traditions I had as a child. At the risk of sounding like some sort of old codger, I think it was a whole lot more fun back in the day.
Today, many towns have rules about what times trick or treating can occur. Some even move the day to the preceding weekend to make it more convenient! That’s totally unacceptable and ruins the whole idea. Once we move Christmas we can talk about moving Halloween. Otherwise, hands off!
I’ve seen a lot of parents who drive their kids around, from house to house to trick-or-treat. Again, it misses the whole point of the event (on top of demonstrating why childhood obesity is such a problem in this country). Don’t worry, you’re kid can walk a few blocks once in awhile. It won’t kill them. Besides, the best part of the night was stumbling back home, exhausted and footsore with a bag bursting with candy. It left you with a sense of accomplishment, like running a marathon only with candy at the end.
A lot of malls offer trick-or-treating which is a simply ridiculous and pathetic attempt to get people to shop. No self-respecting trick-or-treater would sell out by going to the mall for candy. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Where’s the challenge? Where’s the fun? Mall trick-or-treating is for losers.
Right after school I’d get home and get my costume on. My mom would then have to physically restrain me from leaving, telling me: “Let people get in their homes for a second!” She was probably right, I don’t think there were many people around to hand out candy at 3:30 in the afternoon. Once it was deemed late enough, I’d meet up with friends and we’d canvass as much of our town as we could. I can’t remember my parents giving me a deadline to be home by but there must have been one. Fortunately, they weren’t uber-paranoid types, worried that every piece of candy had a razor blade in it or that legions of psychos and sickos were just waiting to snatch me off the street so we (a bunch of pre-teens) were free to wander the town by ourselves.
We had a funeral home in town which converted a garage into a rest stop of ghoul and ghost wanna-bes. They set up chairs and gave away free donuts and cider and kids could go there to rest and plot their next moves.
One of the most fun things I remember was running into other groups of kids around town and sharing information about which were the good and bad houses to go to. Who gave out the good candy and who gave out a couple of pennies?
Ahhh…..good times…