I’ve tried warning the world about the coming zombie apocolypse originating from Sweden here, here, here, here, here, and here (at the end of the post) but still I’m either ignored or considered some sort of kook. Well, really just ignored, I can’t seem to generate enough attention to even be considered a kook.
But…THIS time the world won’t be able to turn away. The evidence is becoming overwhelming.
A female cyclist in central Sweden was assaulted on Sunday night by two men, one of whom left bite marks on her left arm.
The woman went into shock and has foggy recollections of what happened next, although she didn’t recognize either of her assailants.
Authorities don’t consider the attack to be an attempted rape.
So, two men (or, more acturately two being that were men before they became the undead) attacked a woman who is now showing signs of zombie infection herself (the reduced mental capacity described as ‘foggy recolections’).
AND this occurred in Sweden.
Do I really need to say any more?
(Regretfully, it appears so. eds.)
Clearly, while the Swedes appear to be leading the world in reanimation technology they apparently have serious deficiencies in keeping their secret laboritories secure. Either due to escaping zombies (which is difficult to comprehend given how slowly they shamble and their lack of intelligence) or accidental releases of the reanimation serum (and I know it’s a serum becuase it always is in the movies) the Swedes are demonstrating clear deficiencies in physical security (as also demonstrated here).
Of course, there is alwasy the possibility that this wasn’t an accidental release at all and, rather, this is a test of the serum or the zombies itself. I imagine once you reanimate the dead the next big hurdle to overcome is getting them to do your bidding. We may be witnessing this stage of the project.