I got an early Christmas present a couple of days ago. A TomTom GPS. Given my terrible internal navigation tools I was long overdue from getting one. It’s got a fun customizable feature in that you can download a different voices for your directions, including user generated content.
I found some guy who does a George W. Bush impersonation for your directions. He gives you real jewels like ‘You’ve reached your destification.’ and ‘In these hundred may-trace…us..I mean meters…sorry about that’
UPDATE: Best one liner I heard when describing this:
George W. Bush, eh? So does he always give you directions to Baghdad regardless of where you want to go?