It’s been awhile since we last heard any reports about zombies in Sweden but today they resurfaced. The press continues to provide woefully transparent cover stories to prevent panic but the truth shines through:
A suspected drug smuggler, caught with almost 100 grammes of cocaine in his underpants, tried to bite his way out of the clutches of the Swedish customs.
he suspected drug smuggler went as far as to agree to removing his clothing down to his underpants, at which point he refused to undress further, claiming to be shy.
“It looked like he had something very large nestling aside his sexual organ,” a customs official said in a police interview according to the newspaper.
With the search at an uneasy stalemate, the man tried to dispose of a package on the sly, and a wrestling match broke out with customs officials.
As the officer and the minimally clad 41-year-old became embroiled in a tugging match on the floor of the interrogation room, the officer felt the would-be drug smuggler’s teeth bite into his upper arm, the newspaper reports.
Yeah…this was all about drugs. Sure. Clearly, one of Mad King Gustav‘s zombies escaped and was trying to make its way out of the country when stopped by security forces. Subduing the zombie obviously attracted some public attention and required the above cover story.