Zombies have escaped yet again from Swedish research/military facilities. And, yet again, the Swedish press does a completely incompetent job of attempting to conceal it. According to the latest pathetic cover up:
A stage guard had part of his ear bitten off during a concert by US hard-rock legends W.A.S.P. in Örebro, Sweden on Friday after he was attacked by a drunk 40-year-old man.
Who are they trying to fool? Nobody’s gone to a W.A.S.P. concert since 1988 and even then I doubt anyone went without heavy coercion.
The man is reported to have been heavily inebriated when he bit the guard so tenaciously that part of their ear came away.
Not inebriated…the ‘man’ was the living dead and shambling around. Just check out how they walk (of course these are Irish zombies and so they could be drunk as well).
And just to make sure my friends in the Southern Hemisphere don’t feel left out, here’s a New Zealand zombie videogame (a la YouTube) advertising a Pizza company.