Putin is the world’s greatest super-villain. That’s beyond doubt but let’s face it, he’s getting a little long in the tooth and he won’t be able to shoot tigers and frighten world leaders with his dogs forever. It’s also clear we need a cool villain in the world. Not a creepy Kim Jong Il but someone who doesn’t look like they’ve spent their whole lives in a bunker eating bon-bons.
So, we here at TwShiloh demand the world embark on an immediate program to create a Putin-cyborg hybrid. It might look something like this (h/t EnglishRussia). There’s no way I’m messing with that dude.