As regular TwShiloh readers I’m sure you’ve been sensitized enough to the growing zombie threat to have seen this but as a completest I feel compelled to include it here. Perhaps future generations of researchers will be able to piece together a narrative of the apocalypse.
So, let’s begin with the story.
A witness says a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man on a downtown highway ramp kept eating and growled at a police officer who fatally shot him to make him stop.
The official story is that this was a psychotic attack caused by a bad drug trip.
The police were called and an officer ordered the attacker to stop. He refused so the officer shot the attacker who continued to eat the face of the victim. So, the police officer shot him again, killing him (My money is on that being a head shot.)
I will note, for the record, that Florida is home to two facilities officially cleared for biosafety level 3 work. That’s ‘officially’ cleared. Who knows what the secret military labs hidden underground are working with.
And don’t think this is an isolated event. Sweden has been having zombie outbreaks for years now.
In another *ahem* ‘unrelated’ event, Alexis Madrigal writes about a potential zombie infection in Chicago. The University of Illinois has an automated alert system for events on campus and issued the following tweet:
Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.
It took authorities almost an hour to come up with some weak-ass ‘explanation’ for the tweet. It was all a mistake…no need to panic…blah, blah, blah.
Get your go-bags ready people.