Don’t think I’ve been remiss about posting here regularly, loyal reader. Well, I haven’t been posting regularly but I’ve got a good excuse. No, really, I do.
I just got back from two weeks in Sweden and was gathering up lots of stories to write about. In fact, it’s a bit intimidating getting back into the blog swing of things because I’ve got so much material I’m not quite sure where to begin.
So, this post is really functioning as a kick off point to get me moving. Stay tuned…
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
- death (4x)
- ass (3x)
- drugs (2x)
- dangerous (1x)
I got this from Armchair Generalist. It does some sort of search to determine what your blog is rated. I got this PG-13 because I used the word ‘ass’ four times and ‘shoot’ once.
I can’t believe I didn’t even get an ‘R’. I mean I wrote about drugs, prostitution, genocide…what’s it take to be declared edgy around here?
Maybe I should just shoot up some heroin, snort some cocaine and hire some hookers…..
Occasionally, I like to look at the search terms that bring people to this site and try to figure out what people were really looking for. Here is a quick list of some of the most interesting terms used that brought people to this blog.
I can only assume that the internet is filled with potential hooligans, bizarre fetishists and stoners…
- best army latrine graffiti
- guy peeing in urinal
- running monkey drawing
- WHERE DID SHILOH GET THOSE CLOTHES
- taser potato cannon ignition
- eat only ramen
- Bagram massage
- growing dope
- “Star Trek: The Next Penetration”
- exposed ass
- LADYS HAVING THEIR HAIR SHAVED OFF
- pastor hid camera in bathroom -“leon har
- is cheese good for cats
- unit 4 we have a little cheese
- sweden zombies
- ripped my underwear
Here’s a shocking article about some fashion designers introducing a line of ‘sub zero’ size clothes. I don’t usually follow fashion news but this sort of thing bugs me. I’ve heard of “If the mountain won’t come to Mohammad, bring Mohammad to the mountain” but this is crazy.
I guess now it’s: “If the fat ass won’t diet or exercise, just change the size on the label”
I don’t think everyone has to be some sort of workout junkie (I’m certainly not) but c’mon people! Walk the dog! Do a push-up! Skip the pie!
Well, we finally did it! I’m proud to announce we’ve just gone over 1,000 hits here at Travels with Shiloh! I decided to post where all you readers are coming from (I did this earlier here. It’s a bit disturbing to see that I’m getting hits from an ‘unknown’ country. I don’t know if that means someplace like Skull Island (where King Kong lives) or if Dick Cheney is reading my blog from his ‘undisclosed location’.
Hey…This place has picked up around here in terms of feedback! I’d like to thank everyone who’d taken a few minutes to browse the posts here and even more to those who’ve posted a comment. It’s nice to know someone is enabling my delusions of grandeur! I feel it’s only polite to acknowledge posts in some way but I’m not really sure how to do that yet. But, rest assured, gentle reader that I do read and appreciate the time you take to respond (except you ‘Sauceman’!). Also, even though he can’t read and probably thinks my laptop is ideally shaped to pee on, I’m sure on some level this whole blog thing is feeding Shiloh’s ego more than mine (and for those of you that know me that’s a scary thought). So, keep reading! We’re over 850 hits so far and that’s not too shabby…